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Inky - The Unlikely Pairing (Breaking Free)
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Shared by inkystuck 5 years ago
inkystuck (5 years ago)
someone out there ships this. someone. i guess my first comment is that my equius voice has sort of crossed over from "questionable" to "no stop that's creepy". and i guess my second comment is .. i am so. sorry. world.
fuck.

LYRICS:

KANAYA:
Yes I Know Why Were Here Now
Think I Know Why Were Standing Upon This Stage

EQUIUS:
D--> Things are a bit unclear now
D--> But let us engage
D--> In a song that's so damn wrong
D--> It just might be right

KANAYA:
Well Not Quite

EQUIUS:
D--> The unlikely
D--> Pairing
D--> It's navy and jade
D--> But our quadrant's the deepest red

KANAYA:
God Youre Scaring Me
Its So Passionate

EQUIUS:
D--> Oh you make me sweat

KANAYA:
I Can Feel It Building

EQUIUS:
D--> Like a robot?

KANAYA:
No Just Sort Of Normally
But In An Emotional Way

EQUIUS:
D--> Genetic juices spilling

KANAYA:
Oh Im No Longer Gay

EQUIUS:
D--> Sorry what?

KANAYA:
Its A Human Thing
With Sex Or Whatever

EQUIUS:
D--> You grab 100b and I'll grab boob
D--> When both of us are bare

KANAYA:
Take Me There

EQUIUS:
D--> The unlikely
D--> Pairing
D--> It's navy and jade
D--> But our quadrant's the deepest red

KANAYA:
God Youre Scaring Me
Its So Passionate

EQUIUS:
D--> Oh you make me sweat

KANAYA:
The Pity
Were Sharing

EQUIUS:
D--> E%plosive, intense!

KANAYA:
You Havent Seen Nothing Yet

EQUIUS:
D--> Hormones flaring
D--> From the first time we met

KANAYA:
To This Love Duet

Fuck The Fics
Fuck The Art

EQUIUS:
D--> They can't tear
D--> Us apart

BOTH:
And together
We'll make this happen

EQUIUS:
D--> More than you
D--> More than me

KANAYA:
Not A Want
But A Need

BOTH:
Both of us OTP

EQUIUS:
D--> The unlikely
D--> Pairing
D--> It's navy and jade
D--> But our quadrant's the deepest red

KANAYA:
God Youre Scaring Me
Its So Passionate

EQUIUS:
D--> Oh you make me sweat

KANAYA:
The Pity
Were Sharing

EQUIUS:
D--> E%plosive, intense!

KANAYA:
You Havent Seen Nothing Yet

EQUIUS:
D--> Hormones flaring
D--> From the first time we met

KANAYA:
To This Love Duet

Yes I Know Why Were Here Now
Think I Know Why Were
Standing Upon This
Stage




Gensuki (5 years ago)
well... From a biologist's standpoint, CT links with GA perfectly... I assume CA-GT (EridanxJohn) is next...



FoxCrazy (5 years ago)
Thismademelaughsomuch.



Kayla5927 (5 years ago)
Omg I love your voices so much and I like this song but I just don't even know how I feel about the idea. LOL BUT ILY INKY



inkystuck (5 years ago)
gensuki- omg no one wants to hear my eridan voice but that would be HILARIOUS

foxcrazy- YESSS GOOOOD

kayla- ahhhh thank you !! :):) & I KNOW AHAHAH SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW IF I'M TRYING TO ENTERTAIN OR JUST TROLL THE WORLD WITH CRACKSHIPS .. BUT ILY2 :'D



FoxCrazy (5 years ago)
It's just. This song. xD For one, the pairing is...kinda on the absurd side. To me. Not sure about anyone else. And then just. The lyrics kill me. xD



RapunzelSempai (5 years ago)
It would be weird for me to ship them cuz my ex boyfriend is a Sagitarious and I'm a Virgo, but that's not going to stop me!

I love the lube and boob line, that was hilarious!



inkystuck (5 years ago)
foxcrazy- LMAO THE PAIRING IS RIDICULOUS i basically said who are the top two unintentionally hysterical characters let's have a duet AND BAMMMMM equius / kanaya was born.
but. people. actually ship this so that is cool too :]

rapunzelsempai- LOL never let anything stop you from crackshipping ;) and thank you ! hehe



FoxCrazy (5 years ago)
Meh. I respect people's shippings, but this one's just a BIT on the odd end of it all.



Kellys2cool (5 years ago)
Uhm..... Is it bad to say that I ship this now? o3o..... I think I'm just shipping it just because it's so BIZARRE and definitely NOT EVER going to be canon



DMLunatic (5 years ago)
For a crackship song... HILARIOUS.
I am now emotionally scarred from some of those mental images...



inkystuck (5 years ago)
kellys2cool- LOL YES GO FOR IT. THAT IS GOOD. it is the best worst pairing ever :')

dmlunatic- HAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELLENT i've done my job >:] haha thanks tons for listening !



Mr Ponyman (5 years ago)
The best part is they did have a server/client thing.

We can make this fic one day.

I did worse.

I litterally took two d12s once and rolled to see what ship i was going to write.

I got Aradia<3Gamzee

This is after gamzee turned out to be a nutcase.

The story that resulted was... strange.



inkystuck (5 years ago)
omg THEY DID DIDN'T THEY
also that is hilarious
aradia/gamzee would be like
corpse party central
just chillin with some dead trolls
dang ahaha
thanks for listening ;D



LittleMissElectric (5 years ago)
*scarred* bUT,,,,wHY,,,

lolno this is hilarious



Yxiran (5 years ago)
Haha well, I ship KanayaxAlmost Every Boy, so I quite like this. 8,)
This is hilarious, nice job!!



Mr Ponyman (5 years ago)
Oh inky, borsispotatowhatever.

If I make a shitty fic about this song can I totes do that?



inkystuck (5 years ago)
littlemisselectric- BECAUSE I CAAAANN AHAHAHAHA thank you :)

yxiran- AW YEE thank you for listening !! i appreciate the comment :)

mr ponyman- yes. yes. do it and send it to me on my tumblr or something. (inkys.tumblr.com) i would love you forever.



lexicram (5 years ago)
Oh god why does this exist... oh god... mouse... mouse what are you doing... stop that! ... mouse! do not hit that button! i mean it mouse! if you hit that but--- oh god now its downloading....



inkystuck (5 years ago)
HAHAHAHA AAALLL ACCORDING TO PLANNN >:)
thanks for listening dawggg ;D



vociferocity (5 years ago)
I'm crying with laughter omg



inkystuck (5 years ago)
perfect ;) haha thanks for listening !



Zaliea (5 years ago)
"
KANAYA:
Oh Im No Longer Gay

EQUIUS:
D--> Sorry what?

KANAYA:
Its A Human Thing
With Sex Or Whatever"

Yup leave it to Equius to choose a High School Musical song XDDDD

I ship this ironically now

This song will be stuck in my head all day tomorrw now XD



inkystuck (5 years ago)
yesssssssss ship it ironically
I AM PLEASED



highb100dsonly (4 years ago)
jkfghko hm
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INKY WHY!
I can't breath and I am not even at home ;-;



Cuppiestcake (4 years ago)
I CAN'T BREATHE..I... AGJAJS AAHAHHAAH



GalaxyLania00 (4 years ago)
i love this so much



TheHomestuckWasALie (4 years ago)
oh look my new otp



Emerla (4 years ago)
Well, he WAS her server player. And there must have been some bonding time over that whole chainsawing Tavros's legs and then building robotic prosthetics. ... so hot.



TheHomestuckWasALie (4 years ago)
i ship it now



Beane-Cat (4 years ago)
Now why'd you have to go and make me want to ship this? XD



TotallyDrawn (3 years ago)
Eqiuis is so damn right. This is so dang wrong but I love it still xD



TotallyDrawn (3 years ago)
You turn every song I hate into something godly



crazeexd (2 years ago)
Years later this is still the funniest shit



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