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minicondesce (1 year ago)
Lyrics:
CONDESCE
Well, well, well, what have we here?
The Prince of Heart, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the human who's woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha
You're joking, you're joking
Let me see your eyes
You're joking me, you must be
This can't be the right guy
He's anime, he's yaoi
I don't know which is worse
I guess I'll have to knock him off
His highest, princely horse
When the new Black Queen says
You're going to fail your mission
You should pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Condescension
And if you aren't bowing
There's something very wrong
Because I won't let you get away
Once you've heard the Condesce song
Obey, Obey, Obey
Because I'm the Condescension
CONDESCE
Well if I'm feeling crafty
And I've found that you're awake
I might just bake a special batch
Of alpha children cake!
And don't you know the dreamer
That makes the whole thing work?
A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk~!
Oh, yes
Whoa-ohhhh
Oh, yes, I'm the Condescension
DIRK
You like to think you're the mastermind?
Well I'm alive so you're behind.
Ya can't restrain the Strider bane,
Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain.
CONDESCE
You're joking, you're joking
I can't believe this boy
Lord English, are you hearing this?
This nonsensical ploy
It's pathetic, it's tiring
Your blood is just so low
So now, I think it's about time
That I turn you into dough
DIRK
Every human has this blood color...
CONDESCE
I guess that means you all should die then.
Fufufu...
Whooooooa~
On 2x3 prong day
The whole world's fate was sealed
Because I'm a mean Dersite Queen
And I change the playing field
It's much more fun, I must confess
When the advantage becomes all mine
I'll take you all out, one by one
And this game'll turn out fine
DIRK
Just abandon your goals
Oh Queen of Trolls
You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls
CONDESCE
Oh, human, you're something
The facade that you present
Only shows that you just do not know
Who you are up against
It's worse than you imagine
You haven't got a prayer
How do you expect to outrun him
When he is already there?
Hahaha
Good luck~
DIRK
Suck my dirk...
KitKatInTheHat (1 year ago)
Damn...this is Broadway Karkat. o.o
GamzeeLover (1 year ago)
There are no words to describe how amazing this is!
empathcPrecog (1 year ago)
Hey, I kinda want to sing this, but I'm a dude ;-; meeeerf.
tarusianFangrrl (1 year ago)
I am so showing this to my moirail. I know he'll hate me for it, but he IS a Pisces XD
curiousitykilledthebear (1 year ago)
Hi! I was just wondering if you're okay with people posting their versions of this song as long as we credit you? I fell in love with this song and your lyrics to it and I'd like to record it myself on here, but if not I completely understand.
Thanks! and AWESOME SONG.
10low (1 year ago)
love it love it love it love it!
terminallyCarcino (11 months ago)
Jegus Christ Super Star
RainbowMuffin (11 months ago)
Everytime I hear the end, I laugh so hard.
Ohgogwhy
LilyisaBaka (11 months ago)
Suck my dirk..
farina (10 months ago)
I love this so much, I can't even say.
WitchOfSpace (10 months ago)
this was... too sexy... OwO
ebot75 (10 months ago)
Sang the entire thing on timing WHILE stroking my mtndew bottle I just finished.
DaveJohnLoversOfDistrict12 (6 months ago)
SUCK MY dirk..
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Lyrics:
CONDESCE
Well, well, well, what have we here?
The Prince of Heart, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the human who's woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha
You're joking, you're joking
Let me see your eyes
You're joking me, you must be
This can't be the right guy
He's anime, he's yaoi
I don't know which is worse
I guess I'll have to knock him off
His highest, princely horse
When the new Black Queen says
You're going to fail your mission
You should pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Condescension
And if you aren't bowing
There's something very wrong
Because I won't let you get away
Once you've heard the Condesce song
Obey, Obey, Obey
Because I'm the Condescension
CONDESCE
Well if I'm feeling crafty
And I've found that you're awake
I might just bake a special batch
Of alpha children cake!
And don't you know the dreamer
That makes the whole thing work?
A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk~!
Oh, yes
Whoa-ohhhh
Oh, yes, I'm the Condescension
DIRK
You like to think you're the mastermind?
Well I'm alive so you're behind.
Ya can't restrain the Strider bane,
Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain.
CONDESCE
You're joking, you're joking
I can't believe this boy
Lord English, are you hearing this?
This nonsensical ploy
It's pathetic, it's tiring
Your blood is just so low
So now, I think it's about time
That I turn you into dough
DIRK
Every human has this blood color...
CONDESCE
I guess that means you all should die then.
Fufufu...
Whooooooa~
On 2x3 prong day
The whole world's fate was sealed
Because I'm a mean Dersite Queen
And I change the playing field
It's much more fun, I must confess
When the advantage becomes all mine
I'll take you all out, one by one
And this game'll turn out fine
DIRK
Just abandon your goals
Oh Queen of Trolls
You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls
CONDESCE
Oh, human, you're something
The facade that you present
Only shows that you just do not know
Who you are up against
It's worse than you imagine
You haven't got a prayer
How do you expect to outrun him
When he is already there?
Hahaha
Good luck~
DIRK
Suck my dirk...
KitKatInTheHat (1 year ago)
Damn...this is Broadway Karkat. o.o
GamzeeLover (1 year ago)
There are no words to describe how amazing this is!
empathcPrecog (1 year ago)
Hey, I kinda want to sing this, but I'm a dude ;-; meeeerf.
tarusianFangrrl (1 year ago)
I am so showing this to my moirail. I know he'll hate me for it, but he IS a Pisces XD
curiousitykilledthebear (1 year ago)
Hi! I was just wondering if you're okay with people posting their versions of this song as long as we credit you? I fell in love with this song and your lyrics to it and I'd like to record it myself on here, but if not I completely understand.
Thanks! and AWESOME SONG.
10low (1 year ago)
love it love it love it love it!
terminallyCarcino (11 months ago)
Jegus Christ Super Star
RainbowMuffin (11 months ago)
Everytime I hear the end, I laugh so hard.
Ohgogwhy
LilyisaBaka (11 months ago)
Suck my dirk..
farina (10 months ago)
I love this so much, I can't even say.
WitchOfSpace (10 months ago)
this was... too sexy... OwO
ebot75 (10 months ago)
Sang the entire thing on timing WHILE stroking my mtndew bottle I just finished.
DaveJohnLoversOfDistrict12 (6 months ago)
SUCK MY dirk..
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