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Octopimp - Dave And Tavros Rap Battle
4.72mb, 03:25, 187kbit, 27640 downloads
Genre(s): Homestuck  Comedy  Hip-hop  

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Shared by Octopimp 6 years ago
Kitatha (6 years ago)
GREATEST. IDEA. EVER. <3



pjunk (6 years ago)
Didn't actually come out as good as I thought it would. Could use a little more attitude, I think. Also, I was hoping you'd include that John/Dave bit you talked about. Still pretty sweet, though.



arbitraryMango (6 years ago)
I loved watching you make this. C:
This is so awesome. XD



xanenightwing (6 years ago)
BEST RAP BATTLE EVER

"don't touch me" at the end killed me. with laughter!!



LuckyCheerioCharms (6 years ago)
THIS IS THE BEST RAP OFF I'VE EVER HEARD
WHY CAN'T THE STUFF WE HEAR ON THE RADIO BE LIKE THIS?? EVERYONE WOULD LOVE THIS SO MUCH MOORREEE <333



Squishable (6 years ago)
.. WHY IS THIS SO AWESOME? Oh my god. <3



termlesslyContingent (6 years ago)
This makes me so happy.



Evenheart (6 years ago)
I really like your Dave voice. You made him very casual and smooth, which of course is a given with Dave, but you also made him speak very softly when not rapping, which I really liked.



tentacleTherapist (6 years ago)
Amazing. First Dave I've particularly liked.



copickat (6 years ago)
This is fantastic. Your Tavros voice is now my headcanon.



Forever.



Rabid_HomeStuck_Fan_Girl (6 years ago)
Best idea ever. xD



Rabid_HomeStuck_Fan_Girl (6 years ago)
i luv it at the end "dont touch me" that killed me man xD



cleanyorooma (6 years ago)
we should get lyrics for this. it'd be nice and i would soooooo sing this...



curricle (6 years ago)
oh god. gamzee. oh god. i am

i can't breathe

and that ending, when Dave sings

ohgod i love it



Turntech (6 years ago)
OMFG! i love this xDD
fucking amazing!



stormnite101 (6 years ago)
BEST! RAP! BATTLE! EVER! and the best dave ever!



rambunctiousTuna (6 years ago)
Dave (spoken):
man this beat is the sickest yet
so sick
its gonna need life support

Tavros (spoken):
lISTEN UP, HUMAN, aRE YOU READY?
BECAUSE, uH, sCHOOL IS IN SESSION,
aND I, uH, aM THE TEACHER,,,
oNLY IN THIS METAPHOR THOUGH,,,

Dave (spoken):
substitute teacher maybe

Tavros (spoken):
I DON'T KNOW, uH, wHAT THAT MEANS,,,
bUT i'M GUESSING IT WAS SOME KIND OF INSULT,,,
eITHER WAY! PREPARE TO GET A LESSON, iN RHYME,,,

Gamzee (spoken):
hElL yEaH mOtHeRfUcKeR

Dave (spoken):
I dont think you realize what your getting
yourself into and im in a good mood
so im gonna give you one last chance to back off

Tavros (spoken):
I, I THINK you, uH, SHOULD BE THE ONE BACKING OFF,,,

Gamzee (spoken):
oH
sIcK bUrNs
sO sIcK

Dave (Spoken):
right well
i tried to be nice
tried to give advice
and now I'm gonna show you no sugar
only spice

Tavros (spoken ):
wAIT,,,
aRE WE STARTING?

Dave:
ive got shades in black and you rhyme like crap
so you punk-ass amateur had best step back
cuz ill school you boy like it aint no thing
you done riled up the ironic rhyme king
my lyrics are sick stretch across the seas
ill make no exception under I place colonies
I rule chump rhymers showing them up with ease
whoopin your chump ass is gonna be a breeze

Tavros:
wOAH, THIS GAME,
iS KIND OF A SURPRISE,
bUT I KNOW ALL OF YOUR CLAIMS ARE LIES,
yOU'LL KNOW IF YOU LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES,
yOU CAN'T OUT-RAP ME,
i'M GONNA BE YOUR DEMISE,

Dave:
are you for serious are you guys for real
im laughing in your face dont know how to feel
are these two chumps gonna put up a fight
its past your bed time go say good night

Tavros:
oH, YOU THINK,
tHAT i'M ON THE ROPES?
I FEEL BAD BUT i'M ABOUT TO DASH YOUR HOPES,
I HATE TO SAY IT BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN,
IT'S MY BEST BRO GAMZEE GONNA TAG HIM IN,

Gamzee:
wHeReS tHe ClOwN wItH tHe DoUbLe E ( gAMZEE! )
yOu KnOw No dUo Is BeTtEr ThAn We ( yOU'LL SEE! )
I gOt My BeStFrIeNd BaCk In ThE tRaCK ( tHAT'S ME! )
rHyMeS sHaRpEr ThAn A kNiFe In YoUr BaCk ( gOLLY! )

Dave:
oh great now I gotta deal with two
thats fine with me I feel sorry for you
eatin chump rappers up is my favorite meal
and you guys gave me a two for one deal
since we got this clan who does he think he is
stepping up to the strider in the rhymin bizz
doesn't he know im the lyrical whizz
you best take notes there will be a quiz

Gamzee:
wElL iM iMpReSsEd My BlAcK sHaDe FrIeNd
HeRe I tHoUgHt ThIs WaS gOnNa Be tHe EnD
I GoT rHyMeS lIkE a RoSe WaTcH oUt FoR tHe ThOrNs
aNd NoW iTs TiMe To PaSs It BaCk By ThE hOrNs

Tavros:

aND i'M BACK, lIKE FROM OUTER SPACE,
aND HERE I AM RAPPIN', gOT THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE,
mY RHYMES HIT YOU DEAD, lIKE A BIG SPIKE BASS
I THINK THIS HUMAN SHOULD LEARN HIS PLACE,

Dave:
thats enough ive had it with you chumps
you guys dont even get my mad fist bumps
you both forgot one critical thing
that im dave strider the lyrical king
ruuuule dave strider
he lays the rest to waste
his shades will never ever ever leave his face

Tavros (spoken) :
uH, wOW, wE, uH, kINDA GOT SCHOOLED THERE,,,

Gamzee (spoken):
yEaH

Tavros (spoken):
uM, gOOD MATCH?

Dave (spoken):
don't touch me



rambunctiousTuna (6 years ago)
There are probably plenty of errors, but those are the lyrics I heard....



VriskaFanGirl306 (6 years ago)
Awesome!
Don't touch me.
(ps more dave! :'D)



agonylime (6 years ago)
This is so cute :3



kenxie (6 years ago)
"it's gonna need life support"
excellence.



adolfhipster (6 years ago)
you best take note there will be a quiz ldsj;lzdfbv;zbsvBFKABSDKJLDBFVKLBSDFV



Carlalax (6 years ago)
Oh my god I love this too much for words. You definitely need to make more Dave songs, I love the way you do his voice.



lilypad553 (5 years ago)
i was wondering when this would happen and it was amazing



fakt13 (5 years ago)
Excellent...yessss....



K3ru (5 years ago)
Sir, I need more of this Dave. Perfection.




bluecatbunny (5 years ago)
Just so you know-
Your voice basically makes up all of my headcanons. ;w;
Especially Eridan and Dave.



Zoerith (5 years ago)
And then Dave, when he's done singing, throws the mic to the floor, badass like and stuff. Like "fuck yeah motherfuckers".

so cool



Gamzette (5 years ago)
Well < . > my think pan just broke
But that was a motherfuckin win



xX_schizo_Xx (5 years ago)
LET ME LOVE YOU. THIS IS AMAZING.



Starsight (5 years ago)
XD i font know h0w many times I've watched this



Starsight (5 years ago)
did anyone else notice "rule brittania" in the beginning?



raven_rena (5 years ago)
wow 2 vs 1 and dave still wins
lol best rap battle ever



PurpleCuddlesuar (4 years ago)
beautiful.



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