KyleeHenke (1 year ago)
[LYRICS]

Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
Just tryin’ to make sense, tryin’ to make sense
Of the plot

Need an update
Where’s my update
And now I wonder

If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight

It’s always times like these
That I theorize
And I agonize
And Hussie’s toying with me
And everything’s so wrong
But we all belong
This fandom’s nothing like you’ve ever seen

I need an update
Gimme that update
Sometimes I wonder

If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight

And I, I
Just wanna let you know
I, I
Drown in the shipping feels
I, I
Don’t want to let this go
I, I don’t…

Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
I try to make sense, try to make sense
Of the plot

Still need that update
Oh where’s my update
I start to wonder…

If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update…
Oh-oh

If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update

Oh Hussie, don’t be late
Tonight

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Dearheart (1 year ago)
Hey it's Dearheart42 and I just wanted to bug you again and say WOOOOWWWWWWWW YOU ARE PERFECTION AND I STILL CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS AND MY BRAIN STILL CAN'T QUITE COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE SINGING MY LYRICS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH <333

lol, but thank you so much for gracing us all with this recording. I'm so honored you took time to do this, and I'm constantly amazed by your talent and your awesome humor and how freakin' FRIENDLY you are!! You are beautiful inside and out and you are one of the main reasons why I will always be proud to be a part of the Homestuck fandom, no matter how crazy it gets. =) God bless you!!

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jesterofpeace (1 year ago)
oh my god someone did it...somone actually made it...oh my god...

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tarusianFangrrl (1 year ago)
This is the song in the Homestuck fandom that everyone can agree with and relate to. I applaud you for being absolutely perfect and making this fandom beautiful

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mokiescratch (11 months ago)
stupid

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sufferer (11 months ago)
I'm gonna start singing this every time I catch myself on mspa pressing F5 repeatedly

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Holly (5 months ago)
The line "If I had stopped before Act 5,would my dead muse be this alive?" gives me unreasonable amounts of feels.

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