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Todd Ingram - Karkat vs Jade slam poetry
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Genre(s): Homestuck  Rap  Vocal  

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Shared by Todd_Ingram 6 years ago
Todd_Ingram (6 years ago)
I know the voice acting is bad. All I want is criticism on the lyrics for now.



Todd_Ingram (6 years ago)
LYRICS FOR MY LOVERS:

CG: FUCK, HOW DO I EVEN PUT INTO WORDS
ALL THE SHIT YOU FUCK UP, YOU MUSCLEBEAST TURD
WITH YOUR AUTISTIC THINK PAN AND NARCOLEPTIC ATTACKS
YOU'RE AS USEFUL TO YOUR FRIENDS AS A FLAMING SHIT STACK
YOU PROTOTYPED YOUR FREAK GREEN SUN CUSTODIAN
GAVE YOUR JACK NOIR POWERS OF A FIRST FUCKING GUARDIAN
WITH A BOSS LIKE THAT, YOUR SESSION CAN'T WIN
EVEN IF YOU STAYED AWAKE LONG ENOUGH TO KILL YOUR DENIZEN.

GG: well you're one to talk mr. grumpy head
if you're such a great leader how come half your friends are dead
if i'm a screwup then you're even worse
you gave cancer to a whole freakin' universe
there are sooooooo many things wrong with you
with past and future selves constantly F-bombing you
your dumb stupid memos never do any good
your dreamself died, mine ascended to doghood

CG: YOU THINK I'M INCOMPETENT? WELL FUCK YOU
DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HARD YOU ARE TO TALK TO?
YOU'RE BUSY WITH YOUR FROGS AND PARADOX SLIME
AND WHEN I FINALLY REACH YOU, WHAT DO I FIND?
PASSWORD. IS THAT ALL YOU TYPE, SHITHANDS?
I'LL SHOVE A PASSWORD YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE IF I GET THE CHANCE
YOU NEVER GIVE ANY OF MY QUESTIONS AN ANSWER
YOU'RE A LIME-GREEN FUCKING BULLSHIT DISPENSER

GG: at least i cared about my role in the game
you skipped the last frog, you should be ashamed
while your group wasted time playing with flarp gear
our fearless leader actually made it to god tier
so what if it happened a couple times in yours
2 out of 12's less than 1 out of 4
it's your fault our bilious slick has a tumor
your longpantsed, hatemarrying universe doomer!



starexorcist (6 years ago)
I really like the words. I would actually really love to do this with a friend of mine who does karkat if you dont mind <3



Todd_Ingram (6 years ago)
If you have a good Jade voice, go ahead! I encourage people to do better voices for this. Add more lyrics if you want, even.



VriskaFanGirl306 (6 years ago)
Oh my god.
If I could get someone to do Karkat I would love doing this xD
These lyrics are bad ass



rainbowsofdarkness (6 years ago)
ill try doing this!!!!!



rainbowsofdarkness (6 years ago)
where did you get the music for this???



Todd_Ingram (6 years ago)
A: If anyone wants to try doing this, I am working towards a final project here. So PM me on the mspa forums or email me at marvinswallow@gmail.com.
B: This was a combination of beat loops on Garageband. I do with what I can.



PsychoSicarius (6 years ago)
/touch

That was...

Oh god that was brilliant.



gelatoGuild (6 years ago)
im so doing this with my friend!!!
oh my gooosh <333



melodicDreamer (5 years ago)
Welp. I need to find a Karkat, pronto. 8D



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