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highwaydetective (6 years ago)
This is my very first parody/Homestuck song, and once I get a better mic, I may re-do.


Well, well, well, what have we here?
Dualscar? Ooooh, I’m really scared!
So you’re the troll everybody’s talking about! Aahaha!

You’re joking, you’re joking,
I can’t believe my eyes,
You’re jokin’ me, you’ve gotta be,
This can’t be the right guy!

He’s a seadweller! And ugly,
I don’t know which is worse,
I might just split a seam now, if I don’t die laughing first!

When the Marquise says,
There’s trouble close at hand,
You’d better pay attention now,
To Spinneret Mindfang!

And if you aren’t shaking,
There’s something very wrong,
Since this will be the last time,
You hear my spider song

Whoa, I am Spinneret Mindfang!

Well if I’m feeling antsy,
And there’s nothing left to do,
I just cook a special batch,
Of snake and spider stew,
And don’t you know the one thing,
That would make it work so nice?
A high falutin’ Orphaner to add a little spice!

Yeah, I am Spinneret Mindfang!

I could release you now and face the dire consequences,
The Empress is expectin’ you? Now please, come to your senses!

You’re jokin’, you’re jokin!
I can’t believe my ears!
Would someone shut this highblood up!
I’m drowning in my tears!

It’s funny, I’m laughing!
You really are too much!
And now, with your permission,
I’m going to do my stuff.

You know what I’m going to do?

I’m going to do the best I can.

(musical interlude)

The sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air,
‘Cause I’m gambling Spinneret,
Although I don’t play fair.

It’s much more fun I must confess,
With lives on the line,
Not mine of course, but yours oh boy,
Now that’ll do just fine

Release you fast, or I will have to answer for this heinous act?
Oh brother, you’re something!
You put me in a spin!
You aren’t comprehending,
The position that you’re in,

It’s hopeless, you’re finished, you haven’t got a prayer!
Cause I am the Marquise,
And you, ain’t going nowhere.

highwaydetective (6 years ago)
* He's ancient, and ugly.

Not he's a seadweller.

crystallizedChemist (6 years ago)
I... I really, really like this. :D

Incredible Mindfang voice. I may have just found my headcanon for her. o3o

highwaydetective (6 years ago)
Really? ;u; Thank you! (: That really means a lot to me!

TheLSDMaster (6 years ago)
That's really awesome! 070

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